"Crime Against Hairmanity"
My last haircut was early 2020, making this by far the longest I've gone without getting it cut. While it isn't long enough to fashion into a person-sized mannequin, it's the closest it's ever been to being able to do that.
I don't necessarily think I'm surprised by the tribulations that come with having long hair--such as it getting in the way all of the time--but I think I have a greater appreciation for those who suffer them. I think the thing I'm most surprised about is how much hair I end up pulling off of my head during a shower. Where does this stuff come from?
I have said that this summer would be when I finally cut it, but we'll see how that actually ends up going. It's funny how easy it is to keep not doing things once you've started to not do them--not that I would know anything about that!