When all else fails, resort to poop jokes. These are words to live by, I think.
Everyone got pretty excited this week when a snow day was issued for the entire UW school system yesterday. But we didn't even get that much snow here, so it seems like kind of an excessive response for all UW schools when some of us didn't get hit that hard. On the other hand, it gives me an excuse to miss my first session with a professor who, as a friend once so explicitly put it, "spews Judeo-Christian dogma" and "tells me I'm an immoral hedonist every day". While he isn't as bad as that probably makes him sound, I certainly don't mind being able to skip one of his classes.
So instead of going to classes today, I was going to sit around and play video games. I ended up cleaning my room instead. Oh well.