I have heard bad things about Final Fantasy XIII. In fact, I think I've heard exclusively bad things about Final Fantasy XIII. Terrible things. Despite those terrible things, I still have every intention of playing it for myself (at least a little) to see how bad it could possibly be. Don't bother trying to reassure me that it is a fruitless endeavor; don't even try to convince me that the endeavor is fruitless to the point where it will steal any fruits that I may have in my possession at the time of said endeavor. I've heard it all before.
In other news: a Thursday comic that's actually on a Thursday. Whoo!